Sunday, June 9, 2013

This is my Biography. One day at a time.

arguewithatree: teamfreesexuality: proudlyinsane: timelord-and-fishcustard: There's a difference...

arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There's a difference between

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

kaylacoan: I think all of our positivity levels need to be more...













kaylacoan:

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike's.

agoraven: gayf3r: nightingaleinasilvercage: ariane-stillcries:...



agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

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mirandaadria: pigeonredd: hobbitfeminism: blowhan: potatobeen...



mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It's been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i'll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we'll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won't be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you're making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

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I’m getting tired of spending every night without Jesse. And trying to occupy myself enough...

I’m getting tired of spending every night without Jesse. And trying to occupy myself enough to forget I miss him. This may sound dumb, since we live together.. but check our work schedules.
I work 7-330 sun- fri.
Jesse works 4-12 tues-fri, and 8am-1am Saturday. Yes, you read that right, he works 17hrs every Saturday.
So he’s still sleeping when I leave for work, gone already when I get home, and when he gets home from work, I’m sleeping so I can wake up early for work the next day.
So every week day I come home to an empty house and my day off, Saturday, he’s gone alllllll day.
I get to see him after 330 on Sunday, when I finish my shift and he’s on his day off. But we often spend it with family and other friends since we have even less time for them than each other.
Its just really lonely. Not lonely like I’m alone in this world, I feel his love always, and I have wonderful friends. But I have this constant longing to just spend more time with Jess and I just never seem to get to when I need it the most.

bi-polar-oid: dinners ready



bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

"25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize..."

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25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25

1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize that they actually have your best interests in mind or you forgive them for being flawed human beings, you can't happily enter adulthood with that familial brand of resentment.

2. Kiss someone you think is out of your league; kiss models and med students and entrepreneurs with part-time lives in Dubai and don't worry about if they're going to call you afterward.

3. Minimize your passivity.

4. Work a service job to gain some understanding of how tipping works, how to keep your cool around assholes, how a few kind words can change someone's day.

5. Recognize freedom as a 5:30 a.m. trip to the diner with a bunch of strangers you've just met.

6. Try not to beat yourself up over having obtained a 'useless' Bachelor's Degree. Debt is hell, and things didn't pan out quite like you expected, but you did get to go to college, and having a degree isn't the worst thing in the world to have. We will figure this mess out, I think, probably; the point is you're not worth less just because there hasn't been an immediate pay off for going to school. Be patient, work with what you have, and remember that a lot of us are in this together.

7. If you're employed in any capacity, open a savings account. You never know when you might be unemployed or in desperate need of getting away for a few days. Even $10 a week is $520 more a year than you would've had otherwise.

8. Make a habit of going outside, enjoying the light, relearning your friends, forgetting the internet.

9. Go on a 4-day, brunch-fueled bender.

10. Start a relationship with your crush by telling them that you want them. Directly. Like, look them in the face and say it to them. Say, I want you. I want to be with you.

11. Learn to say 'no' — to yourself. Don't keep wearing high heels if you hate them; don't keep smoking if you're disgusted by the way you smell the morning after; stop wasting entire days on your couch if you're going to complain about missing the sun.

12. Take time to revisit the places that made you who you are: the apartment you grew up in, your middle school, your hometown. These places may or may not be here forever; you definitely won't be.

13. Find a hobby that makes being alone feel lovely and empowering and like something to look forward to.

14. Think you know yourself until you meet someone better than you.

15. Forget who you are, what your priorities are, and how a person should be.

16. Identify your fears and instead of letting them dictate your every move, find and talk to people who have overcome them. Don't settle for experiencing .000002% of what the world has to offer because you're afraid of getting on a plane.

17. Make a habit of cleaning up and letting go. Just because it fit at one point doesn't mean you need to keep it forever — whether 'it' is your favorite pair of pants or your ex.

18. Stop hating yourself.

19. Go out and watch that movie, read that book, listen to that band you already lied about watching, reading, listening to.

20. Take advantage of health insurance while you have it.

21. Make a habit of telling people how you feel, whether it means writing a gushing fan-girl email to someone whose work you love or telling your boss why you deserve a raise.

22. Date someone who says, "I love you" first.

23. Leave the country under the premise of "finding yourself." This will be unsuccessful. Places do not change people. Instead, do a lot of solo drinking, read a lot of books, have sex in dirty hostels, and come home when you start to miss it.

24. Suck it up and buy a Macbook Pro.

25. Quit that job that's making you miserable, end the relationship that makes you act like a lunatic, lose the friend whose sole purpose in life is making you feel like you're perpetually on the verge of vomiting. You're young, you're resilient, there are other jobs and relationships and friends if you're patient and open.

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- Unknown (via tyleroakley)

exhibitionistatheart: Grip ❤



exhibitionistatheart:

Grip ❤

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cicerothewriter: desireto-bethin: fitdollproject: happyrosanna...



cicerothewriter:

desireto-bethin:

fitdollproject:

happyrosanna:

find-y0ur-freedom:

inlovewithafictionalcharacter:

This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.

fandom-sandwich: fudgeflies: if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my...

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren't gonna chase me and cause a scene, it'd upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they'd have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i'd just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

euphoriaexists: the-seas0n-ofmisery: carry-on-my-221b-doctor: ...



euphoriaexists:

the-seas0n-ofmisery:

carry-on-my-221b-doctor:

huffleist-of-puffs:

rentsak13:

Well, that's ironic.

Irony Man

Irony Man

I fucking posted this too but no one ever reblogs me

hey do you think that kid went to see the Iron man movies and was like " what a fucking bitch"

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currentuser:

ursus—arctos:

starfissure:

based-narcissistic-goblin:

BABE. PILLOW OF HEAVEN. SO TRUE. OMG. 

Insomniac. So damn often. And the octopus.

HAIR MONSTER. Although it always smells good so I won't complain. :3

We're butterfly. Like every night.

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“Fuckity fuck fucko”

“Fuckity fuck fucko”

"where do you wanna go to dinner?" "i don't care" "ok"

"where do you wanna go to dinner?"

"i don't care"

"ok"

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allegrophobia: so i was drawing whales yesterday and my sister decided that if you flip this...

allegrophobia:

so i was drawing whales yesterday

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and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale

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havin' a whale of a time

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